Sample Exercise: “It’s his little girl Tracy’s third birthday on Saturday, and they’re having a party.”
If you want this dialect plus another British/Irish one, Dialects of the British Isles is your better choice, or, even better, our new Deluxe Streaming Edition of Accents & Dialects for Stage and Screen. But if you want JUST the Cockney dialect, this is your best buy. This user-friendly book (or ebook) is the industry standard for the Cockney dialect of England. Although traditionally associated with just the City of London, or the “East End,” Cockney can today be described as the working-class dialect of Greater London and its environs. At the beginning of the 21st century, that distinction began to break down as Estuary English began to be the label that linguists gave to the hybrid dialect blending the old Cockney sound with the once-dominant Received Pronunciation (RP). What I will outline here is the classical Cockney needed for the truly “working-class” characters of so much of English drama. Learn to speak like Eliza Doolittle in My Fair Lady, Fagin in Oliver Twist, and Bob Cratchit in A Christmas Carol! (Paul speaks the entire text himself. So you hear him demonstrate, in dialect, the signature sounds in isolation, the word lists, the practice sentences, and the two monologues.)
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If you choose the ebook for Windows (option #2 on the drop-down menu above), you get an attractive full-color ebook compatible with your Windows PC. (It’s also compatible with Mac computers (OSX 10.4 or higher), but for Macs, we recommend the iTunes ebook, below.) It’s exactly the same content as in the print booklet, but you save postage – and get it right away! (You will need the latest version of QuickTime (a free download) to play the embedded sound files. And don’t forget to reboot your computer after installing it.) You will also receive, via e-mail, a registration code for your ebook. Your ebook is compatible with both desktop and laptop computers, but NOT mobile devices. (It will NOT play on iPhone, iPad, or iPod Touch.) You must buy them from a computer for use on a computer. If you desire an ebook that will play on Apple mobile devices, we suggest clicking the option in blue text right under the drop-down menu above, which links directly to iTunes, where you can purchase it. (Also please note: You’ll receive your username and password within minutes via e-mail. Your subscription never expires. Windows ebooks are password protected and play only on your own computers; registration to two computers is permitted; they are not printable, nor are the sound files transferable to any other device; they are playable only on your computer; and sharing with others is not possible, and a violation of copyright. Full E-mail support is available.) Price: $29.95, immediate download, no shipping cost.
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